Siri Sass
"Good morning." "Is it, though?"
Download shortcut⏱ 30s setup
Open in Safari on your iPhone. Download the file, open it from Safari Downloads or Files, then follow the prompts to add it in Shortcuts.
What happens
They say “Hey Siri, good morning.” Siri replies “Is it, though?”, then reads the weather like a eulogy: Cloudy. 52 degrees. A high of 58. Somehow, you must go on.
Setup
- Open this page in Safari on the iPhone, download the file (or AirDrop it), open it from Safari Downloads or Files, and tap Add Shortcut.
- Rename it to exactly Good Morning. The shortcut’s name is the Siri phrase.
- Run it once and allow Location (for the weather).
Undo
Delete the Good Morning shortcut.