Calendar Confetti
Their birthday is every day this week, apparently.
Download shortcut⏱ 20s setup
Open in Safari on your iPhone. Download the file, open it from Safari Downloads or Files, then follow the prompts to add it in Shortcuts.
What happens
Run once on their phone, it adds “🎂 Sam’s Birthday!!!” at 9 AM on each of the next seven days. Their calendar becomes a party they didn’t plan.
Setup
- Open this page in Safari on the iPhone, download the file (or AirDrop it), open it from Safari Downloads or Files, and tap Add Shortcut.
- While importing, it asks for their first name. Fill it in before tapping Add Shortcut.
- In the … editor, set the Add New Event → Calendar field to an existing writable calendar. Run once while unlocked and allow Calendar access. Check that seven events appear at 9 AM on the next seven days before deleting the shortcut. Running again creates another seven events.
Undo
Run the cleanup shortcut (download below). It deletes only what this prank created, matched by its exact shortcut-to-hell:calendar-confetti tag in Notes. Older versions used a shared tag; remove those older events manually in Calendar.